Bored, bored, bor- oh my!

Oh, so that's why our headboy has been doing such a good job recently.

Su
I suppose we should thank you.


Declan
Well!

Well, well, well...


Vic and Sarah
GUESS what I just saw?

There was a young girl called Showers
Who had extra-ordinary powers
She got into a duel
With some Gryffindor fool
Who now is stuck rhyming for hours

I'm fine. Well, a bit slow, but I'll be back in class tomorrow. Alright? Someone needs to get me caught up on that shit, though.

Also, project all handed in, I should say that Ripley is awesome, and Jamie? That scene - gross. Brilliantly so.

Now if you could save your dress-wearing antics until I'm out, I'd appreciate it. Ta.

Alright, I'll go to the hospital wing. Godric! I'm just tired.

Not going to class today. Can't get up.

PrivateThe Delinquents and Devon
I feel like such a selfish arse. I know so many people died on May 2nd and I even knew some of them, a bit, but still, for me, tomorrow is the anniversary of my accident. I keep thinking about what the Healers said I'd be able to do, and in what timeframe, and what I've done better than expected (like talking and walking) and what I haven't done so well (like writing, and using my wand). Fuck. A whole fucking year. It's unreal.

So apparently I like children now. I went and read to some twice and they were actually pretty awesome. Funny, I hated little kids when I was one, although that was probably more because they were rivals for what little attention I could grab for myself. It was fucking difficult keeping my language clean and not talking about sex at any point, but other than that, I don't know, it felt like they 'got' me. So I might try and get a job with children in it after Hogwarts. Merlin knows I couldn't do a desk job, and anything that involves pandering to people (waitressing and the like) is not my cup of tea either.

Oh, I love April Fool's Day. Nothing particularly imaginative or exciting this year, but still. It's fun to be on edge all day, waiting to see if someone's going to prank you, and it's fun to be able to just say shit and then be like, April Fools! afterwards. Yeah, sorry if I annoyed anyone with that, but it just seemed to get funnier the more I did it. I'd say you have a whole year before I annoy you again, but we all know that's not going to happen.

And now it's time to see my dad, hurrah!

Sorry Leah. At least I got you out, right?

6th year charms, minus Leah
I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad, so I'm kind of doing both.

So I have a film for my project called Alien, and guess what it's about.

Oh my Godric, did you see about Sapphire Stone and Heathcote Barbary?! That's fucking insane. Wow, the babies, though. Wow, the babies. They may explode the world with their beauty - at least once they're past that ugly wrinkly stage. Fuck, maybe such gods and goddesses of babies will not even get a wrinkly stage. Maybe they will emerge and not even be covered in vagina gunk or anything.

I'm glad Tilly's safe and everything, but she's mental. Why would you choose to go and live in a convent? It's like a punishment in itself, never mind the final judgement or whatever. Merlin, I can't even imagine it. I guess it'd be alright if you were a lesbian or - no. Guys aren't just good for looking pretty. It brings balance having both sexes about the place.

Fuck, it must be weird in those places. No swearing, crappy food, boring clothes, no music but holy holy singing and an organ or two. Oh, thanks Tilly, now I'm going to have nightmares. Weirdo.

Glad you're alive, though.

Private
A boggart. Fuck, I'd forgotten that they even existed. Got the fright of my life when my mum came out the cupboard. What a bloody stupid thing to be scared of. Thought I'd got rid of the bitch years ago. It's well embarrassing, apart from anything else - why it's still her I don't know. I mean, she can't hurt me, not anymore.

It was kind of freaky how much I look like her, though. I'd forgotten, kind of, what she was like. And I suppose I didn't look like her so much when I was little, because I was just a kid, but now I'm almost an adult... well, now I'm starting to. I don't like that.

Devon's, though... is that really what he thinks? His biggest fear? His biggest fear? As boggarts go, that's even stupider than mine. I don't know whether to be hurt or feel sorry for him. Maybe both. And I guess that makes us even, as it looks like he feels sorry for me too. Oh crap, I hope he doesn't only... because he feels sorry for me. I know I've said before I'd take a pity kiss but that's not what I want from him. I want-

Devon
So you beat a pretty hasty retreat there.

Devon
Hi. I'm a girl.

Ow!

Well now I know why you don't do that 24 hours a day.

Ow.

Er... why won't The Fat Lady let me in? I'm sure I have the right password. Anyone? Not a particularly fun piece of corridor to hang out in, this.

Alright, let's get this out of the way. Please point any worry, anger, disgust, disappointment, confusion, contempt, concern, snide comments etc. etc. in this direction. Just because I'm less clumsy than I was doesn't mean my wand won't slip in the general direction of anyone giving Devon hassle and not me.

Devon and I are going out. Not to anywhere (calm down prefects), but in the general sense of snogging with "going out" level commitment. So. Have fun with that. I will.

You know, people should wait and find out the facts before they get all judgemental and/or panicky.

Devon
Devon Murphy. Tell me what happened right now or I swear I am going to come and find you, you little shit.

Devon
So you said we'd wait till-

Separate hexes to Yue, Declan Chloe, Ginny, Seamus, Dean, Sarah Jane, Roland, Mei, Spencer, Sarah and Jamie

I need booze. It's for a good cause. Don't hold out on me, now. I'll swap stuff for it. I've got money too.


Devon
I saw your brother when I was in the hospital wing today - managed to distract Pomfrey long enough to sneak over and get a peek. He's just... lying there. I told him to wake up and that you were worried about him, you know, in case he could hear me, because sometimes people can, can't they? Then Pomfrey got me so I couldn't say anything else. She made me help her clear up too, the bitch.